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Caption Contest
Ed Balls
By Wyatt McKean
|May 20, 2010 07:19 PM
This man wants a caption so bad.
Name: Ed Balls.
Why you care: Candidate for leadership of the British Labour Party.
Enter your submissions in the comments section of this article by Friday, May 28.
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Wyatt McKean has been a senior editor of The Dartmouth Independent since 2008. He is a Government major and has studied abroad at the London School of Economics. His interests include history, economics, arts and architecture.
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Charles Buker is a Government major and Spanish minor who has lived in Buenos Aires and studied abroad in Madrid. This summer, he worked in the office of Washington, D.C.'s Chief Financial Officer. He specializes in Spanish and Latin American affairs as well as American politics and constitutional law.
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Laura Logan is a junior at the American University in Cairo specializing in the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. Her many dispatches from Cairo and Jerusalem have included stories of stone-hurling teenagers, fugitive pedophiles, and detainment at the Ben Gurion Airport.
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“Balls finally spots Antony Calvert, making his way across the floor of the House with a pair of scissors and a wild look in his eye”
Favorite picture of Balls at the moment: http://cardiffblogger.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/edballs.jpg
Another good one: http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/09/21/article-1059091-02BDFB0800000578-593_468x793.jpg
What an outsized twat. God help Labour if he’s elected
By arghh on 05/23/2010 at 02:40pm Report Abuse
The Tories have Downing Street, but Labour’s got Balls.
By Kevin Karp on 05/24/2010 at 05:34pm Report Abuse
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